I have not been able to post for some time as a mouse is terrorising us. I have snuck this missive out in the rubbish collection. If he finds out that I am in communication with the outside world, the retribution will be harsh. I haven't much time, nor space to write. I am scratching this into an old cat thigh bone that the mouse has tired of, using a broken knitting needle. All I will say for now is this: Help.
Please help me.
The ships controls are re-routed to the mouse den and the only food being replicated by the machines is Stilton. I hate Stilton, and I'm getting very podgy. I don't know where we're heading, but I doubt I will make the annual convention this year. Lock into my signal if you can. Track us. This mouse must be stopped.
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ADVISE YOU SABOTAGE MAIN REACTOR STOP MOUSE IS SMALL AND SHOULD FREEZE PRIOR TO YOU OR OTHER HIGHER MAMMALS STOP BEST OF LUCK STOP
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
I recommend switching to a trackpad. Much less mobile, and can understand gestures.
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