Bush gets *humiliated* in the polls, and basically looses power, and even Rubnub Rumsfeld becomes one of his own unknown unknowns, hahaha! then the big man in China goes, like, "we were wrong!" and lets googles run free all over the wild steppes and he goes around smashing all the coal power-plants, and planting flowers and maybe mulberry trees. Then, as the mulberrys start to bloom, all the little children cluster around and laugh, oh how we all laugh to see the sky clearing and the beautiful stars smilling down at us here in eden and Howard appears at the edge of the forrest and he's snorting and grunting, and slowly he turns into a hairy old boar, except that his tusks grow out *over*his*eyes* and his last act as a human is to ratify the Kyoto Protocol, and then he's the pig, and the tusks keep growing!! Argh, and they pierce his own skull!! Arghh!! It's kinda getting scary coz there's blood, and even in his death throes Howard is grunting, but then Serenity powers down into the clearing, and Jayne is hanging off a rope and BAM he blows PIGHoward away with just one blast from Vera, and all the little children cheer! and we start a BBQ, and someone plays guitar and and and and it's really good and and, then I wake up.
ah well.
Still, it's good about Rumsfeld, and congrats to the Governator - he earnt this one.
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